Are you the most affluent Saints Row fan out there? Do we have the edition for you! We are pleased to announce the Saints Row Made For Life Edition, at a total steal of $100,000,000 you too can be absolutely set for life with a priceless package of benefits including the opportunity to preside over the whole Saints Row franchise. For just a pittance, this edition promises:

• Become the CEO of Deep Silver Volition (and all the stress that comes with it!)
• All student loans PAID – you never have to worry again
  
• Fleet of Supercars – one for each day of the week, drive like the maniac you always knew you were
  
• Mega Yacht – sail the world in style (one previous owner)
  
• Private Helicopter – pilot’s licence not included, mostly bulletproof
  
• Real Life Pinata Gun – have rich people fun at children’s parties!
  
• Book Deal – chronicle your rise to fame and glory, marvel readers with your opulence.
  
• Saints Row Waffle Maker – the dream, need we say more?

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