here you go!!
B was chilling in the Cafe when a man and a guitar walked in and took a seat. Strangely enough the man even in his outfit looked familiar. B looked back to his laptop and read an article from a few weeks back.
The article read. "Johnny Gat alive? Rumors circulate about the notorious gangsters fate. Some speculate he is undercover and no longer in the saints."
It then showed some pictures of a man who was walking the streets of Steelport and in to a Image as Designed shop. A video was available as well. B watched it. It was a video of somebody recording Gat as he walked in. It fast forward to later but Johnny didn't come out of the store. The guitar guy did though. B smiled.
Oh so Johnny you're undercover now are you? B thought. Well I think your biggest fan should say hello.
B looked up as the man walked out of the cafe. B closed his laptop put it in his carrying bag and followed who he assumed was Johnny. After a few blocks Johnny turned in to an alleyway. B followed him but was surprised to see a dead end and no Johnny.
"Huh?" B said.
He heard a shepard click behind him and B gulped. He turned around to see the guitar man pointing a shepard at him. He had hid behind a dumpster.
"Why the f*ck you following me kid?" He asked. He sounded just like Johnny.
B had to be careful in what he said or end up with a bullet in his head.
"I umm..uhh...I jus thought you looked familiar and wanted to see who you where." B said.
The guy lowered his shepard and put it away.
"I'm nobody kid. Now get lost before I change my mind. My trigger finger has been really itchy since the plane." He said.
B gasped. It was Johnny.
"Wait You're Johnny Gat! I'm your biggest fan!! OMG could you sign this for me? I.." B said before being interrupted by Johnny.
"Sorry kid I don't do any of that sh*t anymore. Not after what the saints have become. Maybe, I'll go back if they change but for now I'm just going to be a normal person." Johnny said then paused. He was thinking.
"You know what I have a better idea. How would you like to become a saint?" Johnny asked.
B was ecstatic.
"Would I ever!!" B said.
Johnny grinned and came over and punched B in the gut making him double over. Johnny then lightly beat him up. B was on the ground and stood back up with a black eye and bruises.
"What the hell?!" B asked dusting himself off and holding his cheek.
"Canonizing. Everybody has to go through it." Johnny said.
B had forgot about that. He had heard of this canonizing before but damn that hurt!
"All right new blood this is what I want you to do. First off here is $300 dollars go buy some new clothes. Make sure you have some purple so people know you are a saint. After that get in to the HQ and by my inside guy. If they change from being celebrities then let me know. For now Though don't say a word about me to them. I don't want to be a part of all that bs." Johnny said.
"Good. Here's my cell number. Call me when anything important happens." Johnny said giving B his number and then he took off.
B headed for the closest planet saints store. He bought a Hills casualwear with purple undershirt, a gold saints fleur chain, black OG pants, some broseph sneaks with purple laces, and a gold and purple family jewels ring. His brown hair was in the bad boy style and he had the executive beard as well. After 15 minutes and paying for the goods B walked out in his new style. Next he headed to the nearest gun store. He had just enough money to buy a Kobra and some ammo for it. After leaving the store B looked for the nearest car. Sure enough a bootlegger was parked nearby. B busted the driver side window out with his Kobra and unlocked the door. After getting in he opened his laptop up and remotely started the car.
"Have to love technology." B said.
He put his laptop away and drove off to the Saints HQ. He arrived shortly and made his way in. Everybody thought he was a saint. He got in to the elevator and went to the penthouse. He found Pierce and Oleg at a game of chess. B made his way over to the kitchen and got something to eat. The boss (The saints boss looks like and sounds like the default Caucasian character.) came in to the room and headed over to Pierce and Oleg. He stepped over the couch.
"Pack it up we got a move." The boss said.
"I got twenty K on this game!" Pierce told him.
The boss kicked the table knocking the pieces over.
"Damn!" Pierce said.
"Now it's a draw." The boss said.
Pierce pointed at Oleg.
"This isn't over. sup?" Pierce asked the boss.
"It's not safe here. You guys clear this place out I'll buy you some time." The boss said and walked off.
Pierce and Oleg got up and started rallying the saints to leave. B made his move.
"Yo Pierce, the boss is going to need some heavy firepower. I have a feeling those new ass holes are going to be involved soon." B told Pierce.
"Ya I agree with ya. What'd you have in mind to fight STAG?" Pierce asked. Pierce didn't know this new saint but if he had an idea to help the boss Pierce was all over it.
"I know where we could get some hardware for bombing runs in case those futuristic ass holes show up." B said.
"Hell ya lets go!" Pierce said waving off Oleg to do whatever was needed.
Pierce had all the saints load up in trucks. Oleg called the boss.
"Pierce is loading up the trucks. I will create a distraction at the park." Oleg said.
Oleg headed off with a few saints to the park while B and Pierce with others packed up. Pierce got a call. B overheard it.
"Pierce hows the pack up going?" The boss asked.
"Slow we got a lot of sh*t." Pierce said.
"Just take what we need." The boss said.
Pierce became a little agitated.
"Watcha think I'm doing?!" Pierce said as he started to pack his chess board and pieces.
"Pierce.. leave the chess board." The boss said.
"Man that's cold!" Pierce said and hung up. He still packed his chess board.
"You sure you want to do that after he said no?" B asked.
Pierce shook his head.
"Hell ya chess is my game!" Pierce said.
B noticed the bottom of the box was about to break and held back a laugh. Pierce picked it up off the table and after a few steps the bottom broke and the glass chess board and pieces fell to the floor shattering. Pierce's mouth was wide open.
"Maaaaan that is some bulllll sh*t!" Pierce said.
B laughed and so did a few other saints.
"Karma Pierce." B said patting his shoulder.
Pierce shook his head.
"I don't even know you and you're already as bad as the boss." Pierce said.
B chuckled as they headed downstairs to the cars. They got in to the cars and took off from the HQ. B was driving one of them. Pierce got another call.
"Pierce get things moving I have their attention." The boss said.
"We're rolling out in the convoy now. I'll let you know how the streets are lookin." Pierce said as they drove. After a while they came up to a STAG roadblock. Pierce called the boss.
"Looks like STAG left a road block ahead of us. Without help we ain't getting by." Pierce told him.
After waiting out of range a VTOL flew by and started destroying the STAG roadblock. After a bit it was gone.
"All right we're good to go now." Pierce said over his phone.
B and the other Saints started driving again. After a while and hearing distant explosions around the city Pierce got another call.
"Pierce tell me you're close." The boss said.
"We're trying to keep a low profile here. We can't go speeding through the streets." Pierce said.
"Well they've got a AWACKS plane flying with a lot of escorts." The boss said.
"You're serious?!" Pierce said.
"Look just get there. I'll think of something." The boss said.
Pierce hung up.
"Man he's a crazy mofo." Pierce said.
"Oh ya I heard the story of the saints grand appearance in Steelport. Sucks about Johnny though." B said.
Pierce was quiet for a bit then talked.
"Ya, but we all knew the risks in joining a gang. Just have to keep moving on you know?" Pierce said.
B agreed but deep down he knew Johnny was in the city undercover waiting for the right time the Saints stepped down from being media whores.
Another smaller roadblock blocked the convoy and they started firing on the saints. B kept driving while firing his Kobra out the window. The other saints did the same thing. They passed the convoy with relative ease. Pierce called the boss.
"Almost got stopped by STAG. Hit them harder boss!" Pierce said and hung up.
B kept driving to the new location. After a bit they arrived. Everybody hopped out and looked up to see a jumbo STAG plane falling down. Pierce called the boss.
"The moves all done. No worries on our end." Pierce said.
"Aww and I was just starting to have fun." The boss said and hung up.
Everybody moved in to the HQ building and waited for the boss to return. After a bit he came back in the VTOL and landed. He got out and headed to the penthouse.
"Sup everybody. Tell you what we keep getting hardware like this nobody will f*ck with us." The boss said.
Everybody chuckled. Boss noticed B.
"A new saint? I thought we recreated enough already. Oh well the more we have on our side the less on the Syndicates. So what's your name kid?" The boss asked extending his hand out for a handshake. B took it.
"Brandon sir. People just call me B though." B said.
"Well B welcome to the saints." The boss said and noticed his laptop.
"Are you a computer person as well?" The boss asked.
"Yes sir, I'm really good at them to." B said.
"We have a computer genius with us as well. I bet you two will get along just fine." The boss said pointing over to Kinzie.
B went white in the face. Kinzie looked right at B the same way. The boss picked up on that.
"What's wrong with you two?" The boss asked.
Kinzie got up and came over. She looked B up and down then slapped him.
"Ow." B said.
B was holding his cheek. Kinzie then gave him a hug.
"Why didn't you call me?!" Kinzie asked and backed away.
B scratched the back of his head.
"Sorry, I was busy and kind of forgot." B said.
The boss was puzzled.
"What hte f*ck is going on here?" The boss asked.
Kinzie looked at him.
"Oh B and I go way back. We're best friends. We used to have little competitions in video games and hacking." Kinzie said.
"You left out the part where I beat you all the time." B said.
"And you left out the part where you and Matt are friends." Kinzie said.
OH sh*t. B thought and looked at the boss. The boss didn't really care.
"Already dealt with him so, nothing to worry about." The boss said.
B let a sigh of relief out.
"Ya Matt was her rival I helped her get in to his system for the avatar and a few other times as well to help you out." B said.
The boss patted B's shoulder.
"Good job. I would probably be dead if you didn't. Well I'm tired after today. I'm sure STAG has more in store for us after all this sh*t." The boss said and headed for his room.
Kinzie walked off as well as everybody else. B decided to crash on the sofa. Before he did though he texted Johnny what had happened.
"STAG huh? Sound like a bunch of p*ssy's to me. Back in my day getting stabbed or taking a shotgun to the knee made you tough. f*cking world has gone soft." Johnny text back.
Johnny was a bad ass end to end no ifs, ands, or buts about it. B thought.
B put his phone away and layed down on the couch. As he drifted in to sleep faint memory's of his childhood started to pop up. It was going to be another nightmare night but alas a new dream. He saw himself in the saints and nothing was bothering him.
Good. B thought before slipping in to sleep.
End chapter 2
Well I think this will be a good start to this story :) Don't you love how I put myself in lol. Oh and the chess board and pieces part made me go lulz. I accidentally woke up my mom who sleeps in the living room because my dad snores lol because I was laughing so loud. She read it and laughed as well. :)