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BlackOut
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I got to my hotel room 327. My keycard was malfunctioning for a minute and then in worked like a charm when I slammed it against the wall. The room seemed to be in check, there were no hidden bombs under the bed or anything of that nature. I unpacked my suitcase and slipped on my tuxedo. While I was dressing I heard a rather odd noise, I pulled out the pistol from my coat pocket. I only had my bowtie, white shirt, oxford shoes and charcoal black pants on. The light in the room started flickerin.

In a spontaenous moment as someone starting knocking at my door, a Cong rappeled through the window. I shot him in the head, I noticed his goggle lights flashing.

" These damn congs can do better than this. "

I bashed my door in and made way for my target since the day was comprimised. I snuck past security and found the right room. I had a option, sneak in or blast in. I chose blast in. I pulled out my silenced UZI and sprayed the entire door. When I opened it and man dropped dead along with three others.

 Lookin like james bond in his tuck blastin on dem fools! Keep it going gangstarr!

Red Mongolian
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I used a pair of a dead guy's night vision goggles to see who and what I had just shot. Theres a saying about wearing a dead man's goggles, but that rule didn't apply in Mother Russia. Communists are always the wiseguys when it comes to killing people. I had no intentions on getting a job killing Congs, my priority was going to be finding the shadow.

I slipped on a silencer on my handgun and crept out the room. The hallway was very active, nothing but screams, rape, sex and gunshots. I took a rope and went down the laundry room vent and suprisingly did not make a sound. The Laundry room had nothing but a pile of guns under white clothing. I took a few photos of the guns and then made my way out. There was a lounge close by and I could here the Cong Girl's voice coming from that way. I was going to make her exucution quick.

I ran down the hallway thinking she was in the lounge. Then I put my ear to the door, it sounded like she was performing oral sex. This leader was a whore. I could hear loud and clear.

" Give me another soldier cock for my mouth. "
*Deepthroat noises.*

I Busted opened the door and as soon as I did the lights came on. I shot at everyone except her. She stretched her leg and got one one knee while pulling out a pistol from here panties. I shot at her hand and kicked her in the face. She screamed out something in Asian, there was a grenade in her bra. She pulled the pin, I ran out the room and she screamed as she tried to get away.

*Boom went the explosive.*

She was killed by her own grenade. I rappeled out the window trying to escape from the bloody scene. A secret HQ was not very far from here.

haha

what else did she have in her panties?

i guess well never know now lol this story is turning into a funny

 What warren aint dead!?!?!? Keep it coming! I need more!!!