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Niko Bellic and the MC bump into eachother on the streets. The convo is as follows
Niko: Get out of my way! Wait a minute, aren't you that guy they keep talking about on all the cable news networks?
MC: Yeah. So what?
Niko: So how was your day?
MC: Well, first I got up in one of my many strip club ultra modern pimp houses, then I took a demolition derby car and went on a totally crazy rampage through the streets until I got to wardill airport where I own a hangar, then I retrieved an old propeller warplane from my garage and went flying through the city, crashed, got up totally fine thanks to cellphone magic (Never Die cheat) and then I went boating in a jet boat sponsored by freckle bitch's and after that I went up to one of my three helipads and accessed a Tornado police chopper and went crazy with the missiles and the minigun and after that I went trail blazing, which is going through the streets in a fire suit blowing the hell out of everything, and after that I ran celebrity security, and then competed in several demolition derbies at the stilwater university, including one using golf carts (jackass derby) and then I did at least 5 other things. So how was your day?
Niko: I took my fat cousin to a strip club and then went on a restaurant date with my girlfriend. Oh, and visited an internet cafe.
MC: LOL. You should come to stilwater, it's way better than wherever you live.
Niko: I live in liberty city.
MC: That place? There's almost nothing to do there.
Niko: Yeah, it sucks.


Yall come up with variations, you hear?

"BlueSpurt"]Have 10 internets, you've won them.

PWNED wrote:

"SR2girl199"]Great story! I know this is off topic, but is there really a never die cheat? I havn't seen a cheat anywhere for it. If so what is the cheat for it? Thanks!

Look around the top of the forum.[ wrote:

Ok i found it now, thanks bluespurt!

Niko: Get the fuck out of the way!
MC: Fuck you! *Pulls out RPG*
Niko: WHOA man chill out!
MC: You dont tell me what the fuck to do!"
Niko: Look man put the bazooka away and lets just walk.
MC: Fine...your not with Ultor are you?"
Niko: Ultor? Whats that?"
MC: Nuthin.
Niko: Anyways are you nagged on by your friends to go bowling too?
MC: Hell no. Me and my homies like to hit the streets and fuck shit up. Johnny Gat My best friend likes to blow things up and kill cops.
Niko: all mine do is bitch.
MC: Sucks for you then.
Niko: Fuck you...
Johnny: So boss whos your new friend?
MC: Oh sup Johnny some guy I met on the stre-
Niko: NO ROMAN I DONT WANNA GO FUCKING BOWLING!