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MC and bellic "How was your day?"
5 years ago  ::  Jan 26, 2010 - 1:12PM #1
Racecarlock
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Niko Bellic and the MC bump into eachother on the streets. The convo is as follows
Niko: Get out of my way! Wait a minute, aren't you that guy they keep talking about on all the cable news networks?
MC: Yeah. So what?
Niko: So how was your day?
MC: Well, first I got up in one of my many strip club ultra modern pimp houses, then I took a demolition derby car and went on a totally crazy rampage through the streets until I got to wardill airport where I own a hangar, then I retrieved an old propeller warplane from my garage and went flying through the city, crashed, got up totally fine thanks to cellphone magic (Never Die cheat) and then I went boating in a jet boat sponsored by freckle bitch's and after that I went up to one of my three helipads and accessed a Tornado police chopper and went crazy with the missiles and the minigun and after that I went trail blazing, which is going through the streets in a fire suit blowing the hell out of everything, and after that I ran celebrity security, and then competed in several demolition derbies at the stilwater university, including one using golf carts (jackass derby) and then I did at least 5 other things. So how was your day?
Niko: I took my fat cousin to a strip club and then went on a restaurant date with my girlfriend. Oh, and visited an internet cafe.
MC: LOL. You should come to stilwater, it's way better than wherever you live.
Niko: I live in liberty city.
MC: That place? There's almost nothing to do there.
Niko: Yeah, it sucks.


Yall come up with variations, you hear?
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6 years ago  ::  Nov 02, 2008 - 12:34PM #2
BlueSpurt
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Have 10 internets, you've won them.
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6 years ago  ::  Nov 02, 2008 - 12:43PM #3
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"BlueSpurt"]Have 10 internets, you've won them.


PWNED wrote:

Have 10 internets, you've won them.[/quote]
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6 years ago  ::  Nov 02, 2008 - 1:21PM #4
sts394
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Great story! I know this is off topic, but is there really a never die cheat? I havn't seen a cheat anywhere for it. If so what is the cheat for it? Thanks!
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6 years ago  ::  Nov 02, 2008 - 1:22PM #5
BlueSpurt
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"SR2girl199"]Great story! I know this is off topic, but is there really a never die cheat? I havn't seen a cheat anywhere for it. If so what is the cheat for it? Thanks!


Look around the top of the forum.[ wrote:

Great story! I know this is off topic, but is there really a never die cheat? I havn't seen a cheat anywhere for it. If so what is the cheat for it? Thanks![/quote]
Look around the top of the forum.

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6 years ago  ::  Nov 02, 2008 - 1:24PM #6
TheThirdSaint
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So... so true!
Good job!
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6 years ago  ::  Nov 02, 2008 - 1:26PM #7
sts394
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Ok i found it now, thanks bluespurt!
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6 years ago  ::  Nov 02, 2008 - 1:31PM #8
BlueSpurt
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"SR2girl199"]Ok i found it now, thanks bluespurt!


No problem. wrote:

Ok i found it now, thanks bluespurt![/quote]
No problem. ;)

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6 years ago  ::  Nov 02, 2008 - 9:10PM #9
Carnage222
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Niko: Get the fuck out of the way!
MC: Fuck you! *Pulls out RPG*
Niko: WHOA man chill out!
MC: You dont tell me what the fuck to do!"
Niko: Look man put the bazooka away and lets just walk.
MC: Fine...your not with Ultor are you?"
Niko: Ultor? Whats that?"
MC: Nuthin.
Niko: Anyways are you nagged on by your friends to go bowling too?
MC: Hell no. Me and my homies like to hit the streets and fuck shit up. Johnny Gat My best friend likes to blow things up and kill cops.
Niko: all mine do is bitch.
MC: Sucks for you then.
Niko: Fuck you...
Johnny: So boss whos your new friend?
MC: Oh sup Johnny some guy I met on the stre-
Niko: NO ROMAN I DONT WANNA GO FUCKING BOWLING!
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6 years ago  ::  Nov 03, 2008 - 6:08AM #10
sts394
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Lol, good one ^^ Thats about true, thats all roman really wants to do, its annoying.
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